I’m sorry, but this cracks me up. I mean if you own a bar in New York or L.A. (or other fashion capital) then forget about buying a pool table or having “model karaoke” every Monday night. Just print out some of these bingo cards, get a few prizes together (AA gift certificate? a collection of Wes Anderson DVDs? free PBR?), and you’ll have the best bar entertainment anyone could ever want. This has been floating around on the internet for a minute now but Hipster Runoff just posted this new version which I think is the most accurate version yet. Still though, I couldn’t help but think of who/what I would select if I made my own card – because “masked DJ” and “rcrd hats” are just weird and no hipster would be caught dead in a slogan t-shirt in mid-2008. Here’s a few I came up with, feel free to add your own suggestions: Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony (someone wearing this), “civil war” beard dude, Cory Kennedy (you would have to spot the actual girl ala “Aoki”), Surface To Air multi-knuckle ring (the S2A “dagger” necklace would also work), Aggy, high-waisted denim shorts, vintage bicycle, heart-shaped sunglasses, small fedora girl…the list goes on.
Hipster Bingo
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I like this, really cool. I need to print this out or something.
“Wolf Shirt” is cracking me up.
Hahaha, soo true. It just goes to show all these kids thinking they are original are far from it. I hope fashion evolves and we don’t keep wearing crap straight from the 80’s
I like hipster culture though. Being a hipster to me just means not being satisfied with having a boring 9-5 job and wearing pleated khakis from Macy’s. Unless you are wearing them in an ironic fashion of course.
Warhol wore khakis.
Can someone please make a dbag bingo board? Please?
Dbag bingo!! Item #1, button-up-french-cuff-spread-collar express dress shirt that’s untucked, uncuffed, and unbuttoned all the way to the naval. Yikes.
omg @ the items on the bingo board .. i’ve seen all that multiplied times 20 here in Philly ..
you need to add:
-jeans shorts cut off at the knee
-tattoo on the chest that peaks through v-neck white tee (from AA)
-bicycle ring on waist
-skippy tennis shoes
-obama pin
The deep V AA necklines are the best!!
‘masked dj’ is actually not so strange. we have them in seattle–seattle!!
I believe someone already made dbag bingo.
behold.